Single guys – enough with the dick pics!
I know it’s hard to resist if you’ve got a humongous schlong and you like everyone to see it, or even if it’s a bit bigger than usual; that girl in the picture is going to want you oh so much more if you give her a view of percy or whatever you call it. After all, which woman wouldn’t? They all love dick pics.
Brilliantly put Les! I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Did you know that the fastest route to a girls heart is through her mind? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; women aren’t as vain and skin deep as us men are. We’re shockingly vain at times, and yes, I’ve been known to be a bit of a lookist myself. Hah! I just invented that word, cool huh? Yep, I’m a lookist. Ugh, anyway, where were we? Ah yes. Keep it in your pants for f**k sake. Taking a pic of your willy and sending it to a woman is basically telling her one thing. “I want sex from you and then I’m going to run a mile.” Maybe you’re not even thinking like that but that’s what she’ll think.
Izzy the dating guru explains it perfectly what it’s like for a woman to see your bits in all their glory. It’s not a great sight! Let’s mix up the social cues a little. I mean say for example the next woman you hit up on the Internet didn’t say anything to you but sent you a fully detailed high pixeled picture of her girly bits in all their glory – I don’t know about you but the first thing that would race through my mind was. OK, what the actual f**k? And then I’d run a mile!
Sadly, I hear this more and more from women; men sending them pictures of their man bits without asking. It seems it’s becoming quite the social norm. I honestly thought it as a myth lol. Obviously not. I ask men reading this that actually do that: Don’t you want your next potential partner to get a surprise one way or another? Don’t you want there to be some sort of mystery? I mean bearing it all – it just steals the surprise, wouldn’t you say?
Well, I hope some of you read this and think, uh, maybe he’s right. Maybe I should just keep it in my pants for once. Good idea, I’ll do that. If I at least help one person from writing this I’ll be a happy blogger. Male or Female 🙂